Thursday, December 29, 2011

Rules & Etiquette

For those of you who have joined us on previous cruises you know that the ship is
extremely open minded and loose about rules. There are a few guidelines, which we
ask you to follow out of respect for the crew.

• You must wear clothes when at the dock in St Martin
• You must wear clothes when dining in the restaurants (you can be extremely sexy and revealing but please try to keep your bits and pieces tucked in and covered but shear and even see-through is ok)
• Please put a towel down on any seating inside or outside when Au Naturel
• For the theme parties it is as sexy as you dare right down to nothing if that is your desire
• Please be respectful of the ship’s crew and limit serious sexual play to the following areas: The playrooms (when open), your cabin & the aft pool and hot tub area at night. 

• Finally, the crew is very congenial and playful. They may dance with you and be flirtatious- this is them being friendly and making sure you are enjoying yourself. Please refrain from interacting beyond that with any crew. They can lose their job if it goes beyond that and you would not want to be responsible for that.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Important Reminders for a Perfect Caribbean Cruise Vacation!

Drink Package
Please remember that if you have not ordered your all inclusive package you have until January 16th to add it.  After that time we cannot add it and it cannot be purchased on the ship.

Travel Insurance
If you have not ordered your Trip Insurance you have until January 16th to add it,  After that date we cannot add it.

The ship will leave St Martin at 6PM on Saturday, jan 21st.  This means if you are planning on arriving that day, your plane must land no later than 4PM.

Airport Transfers
If you are staying at the Radisson Blu hotel pre or post cruise then your transfers to or  from the ship on the days of embarkation and debarkation to this hotel only are also included. If you are staying at any other hotel then you are responsible for your own transport to or from the ship. This means if you arrive on Saturday, Jan 21st at the airport in St Martin and /or are leaving on Saturday, Jan 28th from St Martin then your transfers will be to the airport and are included. If you are staying at a hotel pre or post cruise then your transfers to or from the ship to (select) hotels are also included.

If you are arriving earlier or staying later, then you will be responsible for your own transfers from the airport to your hotel or vise versa.

Note: On the day of embarkation if you do not wish to take the Windstar-provided transport to the ship at the scheduled time you can take a taxi on your own, but you will be responsible for the cost.

Pre-Cruise Meet & Greet
When: Friday January 20th - 8PM – 11PM
Where: Radisson Blu, By The Pool

To get the party started we have put together a little Meet & Greet at the hotel for Friday night. We will congregate out by the pool and have hired a calypso band to get you in the mood.

Andrea - Lifestyle Masseuse
Please note that Andria and Debbie work long hours on our cruises to make sure every client is satisfied and thus TIPS are encouraged. Tips are given directly to your masseuse on the day of the massage.
Appointments can be booked on line at the price of $100 per hour (per person); OR on the ship at the ShoesOnlyTravel desk for $120 per hour (per person) (these are solely based on availability).

Erotic Photography by Larry
Many of you had a chance to get those erotic pictures you have always wanted from Larry. However, we heard from so many that had waited and then missed the opportunity. Well, Larry is back with us so get ready for some amazing photo shoots. Look for a sign-up section on the website soon to be sure and secure your photo sessions with Larry.

Note: Please remember our photo policy – “While on the ship you may only take photos of your spouse or partner or together with your friends, with their approval. Absolutely no photography will be allowed of others on the ship by individual passengers. The privacy of our guests are of the utmost importance. If you do photograph others without their permission your equipment will be subject to confiscation for the balance of the trip and all content will be deleted.”

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Lifestyle Comedy Show

The Dominatrix of Ditties
- lifestyle comedy show

What happens when a classically trained pianist gets a job performing at a nudist resort and ends up in the lifestyle!

Our own Traci will be performing multiple shows and…. be warned…. the content, which is focused on the lifestyle, will make you laugh uncontrollably and wet all at the same time.

It's great to be a ShoesOnlyTravel traveller!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Sunset Bar and Grill on Maho Beach on Thursday, January 19th

Calling all you sexy adventurers - Erotic "Au Naturel" Caribbean Cruise

So…….if you are arriving in St Martin early we have decided to do an impromptu outing to the famous Sunset Bar and Grill on Maho Beach on Thursday, January 19th.

For those of you who have not been, this is one wild and crazy experience. Enjoy great cocktails while watching planes land so low as they pass by you will swear you can reach out and touch them.

Monday, December 19, 2011

A note from Andria, our Fantastic Lifestyle Masseuse!

Hi this is Andria, along with one of my girls, I will be offering fellow cruisers therapeutic and ‘LIFESTYLE’ friendly massages in their stateroom for both him and her. Both finishing with a happy ending if desired. This is a real massage from a certified masseuse who has massaged on other cruises and lifestyle events. I will have luscious oils & lotions and guarantee to leave you both with a smile. I will be providing these services for a small fee and of course gratuities are very much appreciated! I can’t wait to get my hands on everyone!!!

Lifestyle Massages by Miss Andria and Miss Debbie
Miss Andria was indeed a popular girl but frankly she worked way too hard (12-14 hours a day) and still could not even begin to service, figuratively and literally, all those that wanted her magic touch. As a matter of fact she was 100% pre-booked prior to the cruise. We are of course thrilled that she will be returning this year but with reinforcements, she will be bringing a second sexy masseuse Miss Debbie.

Book Your Massage Now
We have made the process of getting appointments easier. Click on the below link and be on your way to making your bookings on line.

Instructions For Using Our Automated Booking System

1. Choose the Service "Lifestyle Massage" Note: you will see in the drop down that it says 1 1/2 hours, but the massage is 1 hour and the next 30 minutes is for the girls to rest their magic hands until the next appointment.

2. Choose either Miss Debbie or Miss Andria

3. Click on "Show First Available"
If you don't want the first available that comes up, then click the "red Button" Go back to calendar

4.Select the day and time from available openings and click on the + (plus sign) on the time slot you desire. Then a new window will pop up allowing you to refine your time selected, with which girl and your information to hold the booking.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

A few weeks more and we'll all be together in a delicious and sexy trip!

Oh, I can't wait to leave our regular suburban lives behind for a week and be able to release my wild self with my husband,all the way! 

Most people imagine a lifestyle trip like this to be a much more naughtier&crazy Spring Break kind of thing but it is so much more, isn't it? You get to connect with people and make friends, sometimes, for life!  Party unlike any vanilla couple could would should! Learn new sexy and naughty tricks, oh yeah, I particularly like that... Experience new tastes, new "views", new kissing and touching, hmmm...

Life is good, when you are a ShoesOnlyTravel traveller!

But, still, most don't realize how incredibly romantic it is! More than enjoying and connecting with anyone, you do with your partner all over again, or better, deeper and harder! ;-) You see couples always holding each other in pool, kissing, fondling, sleeping all wrapped up on a lounge chair. It puts the entire ship in this sensual mode because everybody is there feeling the same and wanting the same.

The vibe is incredible and I can't wait to share it with you!



Friday, December 9, 2011

A note from

To all of our sexy travelers:

Amazing as it seems the 3rd Annual Erotic Caribbean Cruise is almost here…….Yeah!

If you were with us last year then it probably seems like we just got off the ship for many of us. For those of you who are joining us for the first time, hopefully the anticipation has not been driving you too crazy.

As the originator of luxury lifestyle travel, we have always carefully planned each trip to create the most amazing experience possible. With that said, we have the advantage of learning more and more with each adventure making the next one even more special. This may be why we are so incredibly excited about this year’s cruise and are anticipating the best year yet!

What makes our cruises so special, of course, is all of you because, “It is not who throws the party, but rather who shows up”. We have been fortunate enough each year to attract the most amazing and sexiest group of travelers ever assembled in one place and this year is going to be one for the record books.

So prepare to be amazed, enticed, thrilled and pampered for a totally hedonistic week.
Hugs & Kisses,
Lori & Jonathan

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Details on our Pre-Cruise Meet & Greet

Pre-Cruise Meet & Greet:
When: Friday January 20th - 8PM – 11PM
Where: Radisson Blu, By The Pool

To get the party started we have put together a little Meet & Greet at the hotel for Friday night. We will congregate out by the pool and have hired a calypso band to get you in the mood. In addition, please enjoy your first drink on us. There will be a cash bar for additional libations. Please plan to eat before or after the party on your own as this is just a meet & greet with drinks.
This is a great chance to meet and get your first look at your shipmates for the week.
With over 200 of our group already booked at the hotel this promises to be quite the party. Remember the next day you will not be boarding the ship until the afternoon so you can sleep in……mmmmmm…. sounds like an opportunity!

Friday, December 2, 2011

“Au Naturel” beach days

“Au Naturel” beach days

We are so excited about this. One thing we have heard every year is “I want to spend more time laying on the beach naked”. We have heard you and have been able to contract with the Hawksbill Resort on Antigua for all of our guests to use their Eden, Au Naturel Beach. We will be arriving on January 26th in the AM and anchor just off the resort. You will be able to go ashore and use the beach, have lunch at the resort or just enjoy drinks from the cash bar they are going to set up on this secluded beach for our group. - but here is the best part- we are going to stay anchored off-shore for the night, party hard on the ship and then spend the entire next day laying in the sun naked again……Yes!

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Dos and Don'ts on a Cruise

I found this article that gave some good advice and may help a new traveler:

Remember that  tips are already included in the flat fee that goes towards a central fund for the staff, so there is no need to tip separately!


Be courteous. When you are polite and friendly with the crew, you'll find that they are far more willing to help you out than if you are always snapping orders at them. Be nice and they'll be nice right back.

Take the time to thank people. While on a cruise, you should still keep your manners about you and thank everyone who does something for you . . . even if they are being paid to do so. A simple thanks can go a long way.


Criticize everything. Yes, you paid good money to go on this cruise, but hopefully you did enough research to know what to expect. Relax and enjoy the cruise, rather than looking at the bad side of things.
Become a cruise stalker. While you are bound to make new friends on the cruise, it's one thing to get together in the hot tub or for drinks, quite another to follow them around the ship all day! It's a good idea to befriend several people so you have a variety of friends to hang out with.

Complain to random crew members. If you have a complaint, you should go through the proper channels and not just pick someone at random who probably has no idea what you are talking about and can't possibly help you. Instead, speak to the manager of the area you are having issues with. For example, if your problem is with the waiter, speak to the head waiter.
Slam your cabin door. Taking a moment to close it quietly, particularly at night, will help keep the peace among your neighbors! The same goes for talking loudly in the corridor . . . it can really be obnoxious to fellow passengers.